The Internet is home to many weird things including items that you're not even sure should exist. The best part is that you can purchase some of them, and you won't even have to go beyond $25 to do so. Here are some items you might want to buy for yourself or as a gag gift.
1. Hand Squirrel
When people say hand puppet, you'd think it's a cuddly toy you can control for puppet shows and such. This is not that at all. Each of your fingers will be wearing the squirrel's arms and legs, except for one, since it will be wearing the head. It's the stuff of nightmares for children, frankly.
2. Baguette Slippers
This gives loafers a whole new meaning because, you know, loaf? It's weird in a way that you actually want one. How cool would it be to walk around the house wearing slippers that look like bread? Don't worry, it's actually soft so you won't hear crunches as you walk.
3. Prank Beeper
At first glance, there's really not much use for a beeper, which according to Vice, won't stop beeping for three years. But, think about it. How annoying would it be to hear it nonstop? Maybe you could get back at someone by, I don't know, hiding it in their place by sewing it into their cushions?
4. Tortilla Blanket
I was reluctant to add this to the list because it seems more of a cool thing than weird, but here it is. A Tortilla blanket so you can wrap yourself and become a burrito. As a fan of quesadillas and burritos, this is something I'll be adding to my shopping list, for sure.
5. Instant Underwear
Have you ever been in a situation where you need an extra pair of underwear? I won't even bother getting into situations where you would. Luckily for you, someone thought of inventing what appears to be a cotton pad but would expand to wearable underwear when hydrated.
6. Bacon-Scented Soap
After washing your hands, you usually smell soap or other scents like lemon, lavender, or vanilla. I wonder what was going on inside the head of the person who invented bacon-scented soap to make him go "I want to smell like bacon after I wash my hands." I'm sure there's someone crazy enough to use this in the bath.
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7. Horse-Head Mask
It's not my place to say whether or not this item will be useful, but it sure is weird. Maybe you want to dress up as Bojack Horseman, or you just want to put it on for the hell of it. Either way, this item definitely belongs on this list, and honestly, I kind of want one.
8. Meat Socks
We just went through bacon-scented soap, so why not go through other meat-related items like meat-print socks? If you lift up your pants and show this to anyone, it will surely be a conversation starter, although I'm not sure what kind of conversation that will be.
9. Shakespearean Insult Bandages
The skin-tone Band-Aids are way too boring, as pointed out by Reader's Digest, so maybe get one with a design. Not the cute ones with teddy bears or angels on them. How about Shakespearean insults? Next time someone sees the bandage, how you got hurt won't be their first question.
10. Potato with Your Face Print
Potatoes are one of the best vegetables out there. They can be turned into fries, mashed potatoes, chips, and more. Who would've thought it can also be a canvas, specifically a canvas for your face? This particular vendor can print your face on a potato.
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